Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.

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1:15 am
May 31, 2012
362 notes
Dear Coquette: On a lazy idiot.

Hahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahaha 

dearcoquette:

ive been dating this girl for over a year now and have found over time that she has slept with way more dudes than i thought. she also took my virginity. i cant help but feel like this imbalance is eating away at me. got any words of advice?


I’ve got plenty of words of advice, but you’re an…

Source: dearcoquette

TEXT
11:09 pm
May 28, 2012
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When bitches send me a long and sassy email I’m like

feminismovercoffee:

and I shoot back with a longer and sassier email, show them how it’s done


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Tags: She makes me proud everyday You go gurlll

PHOTOSET
11:06 pm
May 28, 2012
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH <3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH <3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH <3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH <3

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH <3

(via allthatisbizarre)


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PHOTOSET
12:39 am
May 1, 2012
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Why is Obama so great? Why is Obama so great? Why is Obama so great? Why is Obama so great? Why is Obama so great? Why is Obama so great?

Why is Obama so great?

(via stfuconservatives)


Source: sandandglass
Tags: Obama I mean Gobama i love him be mine

TEXT
4:44 pm
April 30, 2012
Finals

…are over and I’m slowing climbing out of my cave. 



Tags: finalssuck

PHOTO
11:04 pm
April 20, 2012
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One of my favorite Dr. Who moments.  doctorwho: “Amelia Pond, get your coat!” From Doctor Who Series 6: A Good Man Goes To War

One of my favorite Dr. Who moments. 

doctorwho:

“Amelia Pond, get your coat!”

From Doctor Who Series 6: A Good Man Goes To War


Source: doomslock
Tags: doctor who series 6 a good man goes to war

PHOTO
10:57 pm
April 20, 2012
211 notes
My feelings at the end each semester during finals. 

My feelings at the end each semester during finals. 

(via theuppereastsider)


Source: kittensgotclaws
Tags: Friends Nomorefuckstogive overit GPA?

TEXT
11:51 am
April 9, 2012
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The evolution of my sex life

It’s really sad how true this is. 

whatshouldwecallmichigan:

Me before I came to Michigan:

                                

Me after I came to MIchigan:

         

And: 

          


Source: whatshouldwecallmichigan
Tags: i regret nothing yolo it's college sexxxxx!!!!

PHOTOSET
8:50 pm
April 8, 2012
12,605 notes
NOT ALLOWEDDDDD!!!!!!!! thekinginhighgarden: #seriously this would be the dumbest shit to ever happen in any tv show ever #that’s ok #you give us this pair of idiots that have been friends since they were kids #and the boy has a crush on the girl and everything’s pretty normal; nothing out of the ordinary #except their kid who traveled in time makes her mother realize that rory feels something for her #still nothing EXTREMELY extraordinary right; just because your daughter -and you dont even know this- tells you that you should be together #it doesn’t mean you should #free will and all that shit #but then there’s the part when amy does choose rory #over and over again#there’s a reason the episode is called ‘amy’s choice’ fyi #and then there’s the part where the ordinary kid with the crush actually waits 2000+ years for her #just to protect her #just to make sure she is 100% safe #oh and then #AND THEN #she breaks time for him #because rory is the most beautiful man she’s ever met #oh and they ALSO choose each other in a different universe #that’s ok #you just make their story end with a divorce #STUPID #i cant NOT ALLOWEDDDDD!!!!!!!! thekinginhighgarden: #seriously this would be the dumbest shit to ever happen in any tv show ever #that’s ok #you give us this pair of idiots that have been friends since they were kids #and the boy has a crush on the girl and everything’s pretty normal; nothing out of the ordinary #except their kid who traveled in time makes her mother realize that rory feels something for her #still nothing EXTREMELY extraordinary right; just because your daughter -and you dont even know this- tells you that you should be together #it doesn’t mean you should #free will and all that shit #but then there’s the part when amy does choose rory #over and over again#there’s a reason the episode is called ‘amy’s choice’ fyi #and then there’s the part where the ordinary kid with the crush actually waits 2000+ years for her #just to protect her #just to make sure she is 100% safe #oh and then #AND THEN #she breaks time for him #because rory is the most beautiful man she’s ever met #oh and they ALSO choose each other in a different universe #that’s ok #you just make their story end with a divorce #STUPID #i cant NOT ALLOWEDDDDD!!!!!!!! thekinginhighgarden: #seriously this would be the dumbest shit to ever happen in any tv show ever #that’s ok #you give us this pair of idiots that have been friends since they were kids #and the boy has a crush on the girl and everything’s pretty normal; nothing out of the ordinary #except their kid who traveled in time makes her mother realize that rory feels something for her #still nothing EXTREMELY extraordinary right; just because your daughter -and you dont even know this- tells you that you should be together #it doesn’t mean you should #free will and all that shit #but then there’s the part when amy does choose rory #over and over again#there’s a reason the episode is called ‘amy’s choice’ fyi #and then there’s the part where the ordinary kid with the crush actually waits 2000+ years for her #just to protect her #just to make sure she is 100% safe #oh and then #AND THEN #she breaks time for him #because rory is the most beautiful man she’s ever met #oh and they ALSO choose each other in a different universe #that’s ok #you just make their story end with a divorce #STUPID #i cant

NOT ALLOWEDDDDD!!!!!!!!

thekinginhighgarden:

#seriously this would be the dumbest shit to ever happen in any tv show ever #that’s ok #you give us this pair of idiots that have been friends since they were kids #and the boy has a crush on the girl and everything’s pretty normal; nothing out of the ordinary #except their kid who traveled in time makes her mother realize that rory feels something for her #still nothing EXTREMELY extraordinary right; just because your daughter -and you dont even know this- tells you that you should be together #it doesn’t mean you should #free will and all that shit #but then there’s the part when amy does choose rory #over and over again#there’s a reason the episode is called ‘amy’s choice’ fyi #and then there’s the part where the ordinary kid with the crush actually waits 2000+ years for her #just to protect her #just to make sure she is 100% safe #oh and then #AND THEN #she breaks time for him #because rory is the most beautiful man she’s ever met #oh and they ALSO choose each other in a different universe #that’s ok #you just make their story end with a divorce #STUPID #i cant

(via allthatisbizarre)


Source: helloeverything
Tags: NOOOO FUCK YOU I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS NO GODDAMNIT AMY/RORY OTP GO FUCK OFFF THEY CANT GET DIVORCED

TEXT
2:54 am
April 1, 2012
1,203 notes
When someone asks why I don’t like going to work

whatshouldwecallme:

Makes sense on why I hate my job. 


Source: whatshouldwecallme